perpetualswansong:

neededisneedless:

ohialyssathisisbeths:

astridbfrisbey:

susannaholmes:

teamrocketme:

halliebadger:

Oh man. The Group needs to know about this game. And play it. Frequently.

omg that’d be glorious

I WANT TO PLAY THIS

Aw

Dear friends of mine. This. It’s happening. Be warned

note to self: never see beth again. 

Games like this are super dangerous man. We used to play one similar called grenade. The last time we played it one of the girls knocked herself out and had a seizure. Fun times. 

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Oh, baby you’re a classic, like a little black dress

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i am having a mental breakdown over a toad

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twistedand-numb:

I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.

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Woman v. The Government

  • Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
  • Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
  • Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
  • Government: No.

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